Spring
It’s Time to Celebrate Spring
It’s spring fever. That is what the name of it is. And when you’ve got it, you want – oh, you don’t quite know what it is you do want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so!” ~ Mark Twain
“Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.” ~ Doug Larson
“The first day of spring is one thing, and the first spring day is another. The difference between them is sometimes as great as a month.” ~ Henry Van Dyke
“The first day of spring was once the time for taking the young virgins into the fields, there in dalliance to set an example in fertility for nature to follow. Now we just set the clocks an hour ahead and change the oil in the crankcase.” ~ E.B. White, “Hot Weather,” One Man’s Meat, 1944
If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?
Pilgrims
What do you call a sunny day that’s followed by two days of rain?
Monday
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
Spring Fever
Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.
Much to their relief she smiled and said, “Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper.”
Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: “First Question: Which tire was flat?”
