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The Ghost and Curtis and Leroy

It was a dark and scary night… 

Best Ghost Story Ever

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests,

the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom,

he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put.

He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed,

gathered up the bed sheets,

and threw them out the hospital window.

Curtis and Leroy were walking / staggering by the hospital after spending a few hours at a Halloween party in the local bar. The sheets landed on Curtis. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to

get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As he stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the

sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter),

and who had watched the whole incident,

walked up and asked, “What the heck is going on here?”

Leroy replied: “I think my friend just beat the crap out of a ghost.”

Best Ghost Story Ever